MACHIMON

Little is known of this alleged ancient android. Some think he is a high tech specimen from a lost civilization, others rumor him to be of extraterrestrial origin. He was reportedly discovered in 2023 by a PHD student during an archeological dig in the Guatemala Highlands. According to her account, he sprung to life when his body was exposed to the sun and then disappeared into the forest. She is still the only person to have seen him in person.

The Mayan glyphs that adorn his tomb sound out the name "MACHIMON". Based on artifacts from the site, he is presumed to have been a musical jester in the courts of ancient Mayan royalty.